amusingCalico

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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weavemama

ladies and gentlemen we have officially reached the “in case a nuclear attack happens” phase……. [x]

tripprophet

This shit is wild.

goodshinyhunter

There should be an amber alert or something to warn us, hopefully. But if you’re so close to the blast that the entire outside flashes white your first priority is to get underneath the blastwave any way you can.

After that you have 2 options: drive away or protect yourself from the radiation.

Option one is tough because literally everybody else is going to want to do this, and you could get stuck right in the fallout. And lemme tell you, if you’re stuck out there when the ashes first fall for more than 15 minutes, you’re dead. Radiation poisoning.

Option two is harder, but has a better success rate. Get underground. Most houses have a crawlspace, but in this bad time just saw a fucking hole in your floor. Put table over hole. Pack some large containers (like tubs), with dirt, tight, and stack them on your table or wherever you’re going to be directly underneath. you need 36 inches if dirt to be protected from the radiation poisoning. You could preemptively buy lead and stick that in a container with a lot of serface area, i forget how many inches you need vertically.

How ever much serface area the dirt/metal/lead covers is how much you and your party will be able to move around. As long as there’s enough inches vertically you’ll be good so long as you stay under it.

You gotta stay under there for at least 2 weeks, 3 to be sure.

lime-vodkaaa

Also, if you can see the mushroom cloud, stick your arm out as far as you can. Do a thumbs-up and close one eye. If your thumb is bigger than the cloud, you are safe. If the cloud is bigger or the same size as your thumb, then that means you are in the radiation zone and should evacuate immediately.

magic-owl

I cannot believe I actually have to freaking reblog this but here y'all go just in case

kallenz

A better, more positive Tumblr

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Since its founding in 2007, Tumblr has always been a place for wide open, creative self-expression at the heart of community and culture. To borrow from our founder David Karp, we’re proud to have inspired a generation of artists, writers, creators, curators, and crusaders to redefine our culture and to help empower individuality.

Over the past several months, and inspired by our storied past, we’ve given serious thought to who we want to be to our community moving forward and have been hard at work laying the foundation for a better Tumblr. We’ve realized that in order to continue to fulfill our promise and place in culture, especially as it evolves, we must change. Some of that change began with fostering more constructive dialogue among our community members. Today, we’re taking another step by no longer allowing adult content, including explicit sexual content and nudity (with some exceptions).  

Let’s first be unequivocal about something that should not be confused with today’s policy change: posting anything that is harmful to minors, including child pornography, is abhorrent and has no place in our community. We’ve always had and always will have a zero tolerance policy for this type of content. To this end, we continuously invest in the enforcement of this policy, including industry-standard machine monitoring, a growing team of human moderators, and user tools that make it easy to report abuse. We also closely partner with the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children and the Internet Watch Foundation, two invaluable organizations at the forefront of protecting our children from abuse, and through these partnerships we report violations of this policy to law enforcement authorities. We can never prevent all bad actors from attempting to abuse our platform, but we make it our highest priority to keep the community as safe as possible.

So what is changing?

Posts that contain adult content will no longer be allowed on Tumblr, and we’ve updated our Community Guidelines to reflect this policy change. We recognize Tumblr is also a place to speak freely about topics like art, sex positivity, your relationships, your sexuality, and your personal journey. We want to make sure that we continue to foster this type of diversity of expression in the community, so our new policy strives to strike a balance.

Why are we doing this?

It is our continued, humble aspiration that Tumblr be a safe place for creative expression, self-discovery, and a deep sense of community. As Tumblr continues to grow and evolve, and our understanding of our impact on our world becomes clearer, we have a responsibility to consider that impact across different age groups, demographics, cultures, and mindsets. We spent considerable time weighing the pros and cons of expression in the community that includes adult content. In doing so, it became clear that without this content we have the opportunity to create a place where more people feel comfortable expressing themselves.

Bottom line: There are no shortage of sites on the internet that feature adult content. We will leave it to them and focus our efforts on creating the most welcoming environment possible for our community.

So what’s next?

Starting December 17, 2018, we will begin enforcing this new policy. Community members with content that is no longer permitted on Tumblr will get a heads up from us in advance and steps they can take to appeal or preserve their content outside the community if they so choose. All changes won’t happen overnight as something of this complexity takes time.

Another thing, filtering this type of content versus say, a political protest with nudity or the statue of David, is not simple at scale. We’re relying on automated tools to identify adult content and humans to help train and keep our systems in check. We know there will be mistakes, but we’ve done our best to create and enforce a policy that acknowledges the breadth of expression we see in the community.

Most importantly, we’re going to be as transparent as possible with you about the decisions we’re making and resources available to you, including more detailed information, product enhancements, and more content moderators to interface directly with the community and content.

Like you, we love Tumblr and what it’s come to mean for millions of people around the world. Our actions are out of love and hope for our community. We won’t always get this right, especially in the beginning, but we are determined to make your experience a positive one.

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Bye

amusingcalico

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amusingcalico
amusingcalico

Okay so I’ve really gotten into character modeling lately and bringing my original characters to life! And I thought I might try my hand in commissions for anyone else who would like to see a high quality rendition of their original character! I’m still fairly new to this and learning, I am working towards to goal of full on animations but for the moment it’ll just be poses! Right now what I can do Best are: Humans and elves both male and female, and Anthropomorphic females! (Possibly goblins and gnomes if I mess around with things enough but I’m not confident in my ability to do things like that) SO that all being said if you would like to see YOUR character come to life shoot me a PM and we can hash out details!! Commissions wouldn’t be very expensive since I am still fairly new to this. (Likely no more than 5 bucks for a character) You would likely have your character finished within a day (depending on my work schedule). So yeah! Feel free to message me and share this :3 I’d love to be able to help people out for references and whatnot!!

amusingcalico

I hate to ask for money like this but I just recently got let go from my good paying job and an in desperate need of money. So if anyone would like a commission please message me ASAP!!

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amusingcalico
amusingcalico

Okay so I’ve really gotten into character modeling lately and bringing my original characters to life! And I thought I might try my hand in commissions for anyone else who would like to see a high quality rendition of their original character! I’m still fairly new to this and learning, I am working towards to goal of full on animations but for the moment it’ll just be poses! Right now what I can do Best are: Humans and elves both male and female, and Anthropomorphic females! (Possibly goblins and gnomes if I mess around with things enough but I’m not confident in my ability to do things like that) SO that all being said if you would like to see YOUR character come to life shoot me a PM and we can hash out details!! Commissions wouldn’t be very expensive since I am still fairly new to this. (Likely no more than 5 bucks for a character) You would likely have your character finished within a day (depending on my work schedule). So yeah! Feel free to message me and share this :3 I’d love to be able to help people out for references and whatnot!!